so if i wrote a fic where dave is an angel cast out of heaven for loving a mortal (john) more than god and shit goes down
would anyone want to read it
Are u gonna write it though? I promise to read the fuck out of it
This line popped into my head and I promptly cried.
AND NONA IS A PATOOTIE AND WROTE A FIC FOR IT. READ IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SHE’S SO NICE TO ME.
(Please do not remove the fic link or I will come find you so help me god)
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
well shit that blows everything i had out of the water
(Source: meeohchan, via captaincharlei)
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
The new king is born!
I tried to scroll past…
*calls 911* yes hello a teenager on the internet said…. weed
(Source: itsvondell, via ruf1ohn1tram)